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• Variables won't. -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #5
• Constants aren't. -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #4
• 1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
• Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
• If the test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #1...
• Profanity is the one language that all programmers know the syntax of.
  -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #6...
• The most harmful error of any program will not be discovered until the program has been in production for at least six months.
  -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #2...
• Troutman's Fifth Programming Postulate: If the input editor has been designed to reject all bad input, an ingenious idiot will discover a method to get bad data past it.
• Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.