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• None of you actually exist; my SysOp types all this in.
• When all else fails, blame the Sysop!
• Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
• All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. -- John Stuart Mill
• I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll- like-what-we-give-you attitude.
  I like commodity markets in which iron-and- silicon hawkers know that they exist to provide fast toys for software types like me to play with....
• HELLOOOOOOO SysOp!
• This does not exist.
• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  -- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)...
• I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.
  -- Alan Wa...