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• My keyboard has an F1 key. Where is the NASCAR key?
• America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
  -- Laurence J. Pete...
• Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.
  ) -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)...
• Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
• Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex. [Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.
  ] -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971) [Where there is no prosecutor, there is no judge....
• clock speed
• I heard Bill Clinton was Grand Marshal of a stock car race during the Labor Day weekend.
  A politician strikes me as an excellent choice to preside over an event where people drive in circles at high speed....
• This is the most unprofessional production I've ever worked on!