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• Thug voice:) Uh, hello, Mike and Brian aren't here right now.
  They've been kidnapped! So at the beep, leave your name, your number, your message, and ten thousand dollars in a brown paper bag....
• We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the earthquake.
  Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message anyway, someone is sure to get it eventually....
• Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
  Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
• Stoned, slow voice:) Hey brother, you have reached the Narcotics Information Hotline.
  None of us can answer the phone right now, 'cause we're trying to decide if it exists....
• We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.
  -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
• Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
  I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible....
• Hi! I can't answer the phone right now. Bob, that's my pet parakeet, just swallowed a cherry bomb.
  It wasn't lit, but I've got to get him to the bathroom....
• Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make.
  Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it....