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  -- William Phelp...
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• You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady as eve
  Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?...
• It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
• Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.
  "What do you keep that mouse for?" I said. "You should either bury it or else throw it into the brook....
• The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.
  For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goe...
• I like naked ladies - one at a time, in private.