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• Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
  Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• Marge: Honey, I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't.
  You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska.
  He drove for three days and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state line....