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• All the ferret tags in my humble collection follow...
• Just got a new ferret for my wife... Great trade.
• I'd love to, but... I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. -- 16 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• Wolverine Amedeus Mozart: composer of clawsical music.
• FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2 Never goose a wolverine.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat.
  -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....
• A Weasel is a ferret with seniority.