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• It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war.
  Now give me my cigarettes. -- Florence King...
• AMM: Answer My Mail
• Sorry, gotta go. My regeneration is starting.
• IQ not found: (R)eboot, (A)bort, (Q)uit reading mail
• The sound of a SysOp reading mail: [CR][CR][CR][CR][CR]
• But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twai
• But, boss, this IS part of my job!