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• A strong nor'-wester 's blowing, Bill! Hark! don't ye hear it roar now?
  Lord help 'em, how I pities them Unhappy folks on shore now!...
• Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense
  everyone can talk sense- can he talk nonsense? -- William Pitt the Elde...
• What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?
• We friends, yes?" The shoe shine boy put on his hustling smile and looked into the Sailor's dead
  cold, undersea eyes, eyes without a trace of warmth or lust or hate or any feeling the boy had experienced in himself or seen in another, at once cold and intense, impersonal and predatory....
• Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks are alive at this day to testify it.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iv, Sc. 2...
• I'd love to, but... my bathroom tiles need grouting. -- 73 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign troop was landed in my country I never would lay down my arms,--never!
  ever! never! -- William Pitt, Earl of Chatham (1708-1778) -- Speech, Nov. 18, 1777...
• What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act i, Sc.
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• Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about yourself.
  Well what about _me_, Marge? Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth yet!...