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• The owl and the pussy-cat went to sea... -- Edward Lea
• LAPPING PUSSY -- a cat who drinks milk.
• I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
• I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did!
• My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
• Somebody's moggy, by the side of the road, Somebody's pussy
  who forgot his highway code, Somebody's favourite feline, who ran clean out of luck, When he ran onto the road, and tried to argue with a truck....
• My other cat is a Jaguar.
• My other cat is a Leopard.
• Typos? Blame my cat.