Related:

• It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
  -- Jackie Maso...
• Clinton won and you lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
• I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
  It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other pedestrians nudging me to cross the street....
• There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
• Happiness: waking up and seeing your boss' picture on the milk carton.
• It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.