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• All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
  -- The Book of Bokonon / Kurt Vonnegut Jr....
• The feeling persists that no one can simultaneously be a respectable writer and understand how a refrigerator works, just as no gentleman wears a brown suit in the city.
  Colleges may be to blame. English majors are encouraged, I know, to hate chemistry and physics, and to be proud because they are not dull and creepy and humorless and war-oriented like the engineers across the quad....
• Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Breakfast of Champio...
• We are what we pretend to be. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
• We are what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut, JR
• I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?