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• The most important thing a woman can have--next to talent, of course--is her hairdresser.
  -- Joan Crawford...
• The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders.
  -- Linda Festa...
• I will contend that conceptual integrity is *the* most important consideration in system design.
  -- Frederick P. Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man Month...
• In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible to attach a well-defined meaning.
  -- H.A. Krame...
• When people are least sure, they are often most dogmatic. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
• All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)
• The most important thing in life is to love someone.
  The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you....