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• You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
• Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
• The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo
• You may be redneck... if you own more than 3 shirts with cut-off sleeves.
• You may be redneck... if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs.
• 3/ When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
  -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...
• Men love their ideas more than their lives. And the more preposterous the idea, the more eager they are to die for it.
  And to kill for it. -- Edward Abbey...
• Things which you do not hope happen more frequently than things which you do hope.
  -- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Mostellaria, Act i, Sc. 3, 40, (197.)...
• I'm more humble than you are!