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• If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.
  -- Gensha, Zen Maste...
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• Somewhere nearby is colossal cave, where others have found fortunes in treasure treasure and gold, though it is rumored that some who enter are never seen seen again.
  Magic is said to work in the cave. I will be your eyes and and hands....
• Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The first monk drew out his network, and out flopped a hacker.
  The second monk cried, "The poor hacker! How can it live outside of the network?...
• Joshu is my favorite Zen Master. It is said that a monk once asked him, To be holy - what is it like?
  Joshu replied, To dump a mountain of shit on a clean plain. -- Disk Sutphe...
• It's so loud I can hardly hear the voices in my head.
• Sure, I use DoubleSpace. In WordPerfect: Shift-F8,1,6,2,ENTER,ENTER,ENTER.
• But you misunderstand, I am the MASTER....
• At 2400 baud, no one can hear you scream.