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• How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....
• They aren't broken, they're...uh...modular.
• The only boardgame I play is PCboard !!
• There are only 3 lawyer jokes - the rest are fact!
• All WORK and no play......Ain't the ONLY way!
• Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
• MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
• The only winning move is not to play [with picture of mushroom cloud]
• It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude.
  -- Voltaire (1694-1778)...