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• Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
• MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Mind
• He who denies all confesses all. Spanish Proverb
• The torture never stops.
• Torture: The Ultimate Art Form.
• BCPL // n. [abbreviation, `Basic Combined Programming Language') A programming language developed by Martin Richards in Cambridge in 1967.
  It is remarkable for its rich syntax, small size of compiler (it can be run in 16k) and extreme portability....
• Don't torture yourself...that's my job.