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• HGD: Halt, Get Drunk
• Let's get drunk and be somebody.
• Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
• Let's get drunk and be somebody else.
• MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink and derive.
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• There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
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• To sell a bargain well is as cunning as fast and loose.
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• C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk.