MILLENNIUM, N. The Period Of A Thousand Years When The Lid Is To Be Screwed Down, With All Reformers On The Under Side.

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MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be
screwed down, with all reformers on the under side.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary

MILLENNIUM, N. The Period Of A Thousand Years When The Lid Is To Be Screwed Down, With All Reformers On The Under Side.

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