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• Bother! said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his honey pot.
• A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
  "That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man"....
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece.
• Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
• Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.