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• He's not dead, Jim! He's metaphysically challanged.
• The widespread idea that people should make self-improvement a primary goal in their lives is problematic because it assumes that people are intrinsically deficient.
• A dull mind, once arriving at an inference that flatters a desire, is rarely able to retain the impression that the notion from which the inference started was purely problematic.
  -- George Elio...
• Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9522.6 I've never trusted Klingons.
  ..and I never will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy....