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• My God! This program has been written by a MENTAL CRIPPLE!
• This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
• Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance.
  -- Bruce Barto...
• Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
• Spock: "Captain, I will not be coming with you." Picard
  Ambassador--" Spock: "The reason for my coming here has never been more clear....
• Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re- evaluated during a subsequent period.
  It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant....
• We teach what are called the vigorous virtues -- determination, self-reliance, self-control, and courage.
  This is achieved through the application of mental stress, physical rigor, minute regulation of behavior, pressures, hazards and psychological bonding....
• Burn a cross = hate crime. Burn a flag = free speech. Go figure!
• Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure...