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• Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
• Women seldom show dimples to boys who have pimples.
• Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967), "News Item
• Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES.
  .. Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
• Men seldom make passes at a girl who surpasses. -- Franklin P. Jone