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• We are not so concerned with *what* the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints think, as we are *that* they think.
  -- Hugh B. Brown said something like this....
• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Go Saints Go (Christians, that is...)
• Sainthood is acceptable only in saints.
• There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.
• Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun! [Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it] Home
  This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!...
• New Orleans Saints season ticket holding sysop here --- Go Sai
• Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
  Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...