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• Kirk: "Mister Spock, the ship is yours." Spock: "Jim, be careful.
  McCoy: "*We* will." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Kirk: "What is it?" McCoy: "They're for your eyes. For most patients your age, I'd usually recommend Retinax-Five" Kirk
  I'm allergic to Retinax." McCoy: "Exactly. Cheers....
• McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?
  Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?...
• Kirk: "Engine Room. Well done, Scotty." McCoy: "Jim, I think you'd better get down here.
  Kirk: "Bones?" McCoy: "Better hurry." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• McCoy: "She change her hairstyle?" Kirk: "Haven't noticed.
  McCoy: "Wonderful stuff that Romulan ale." Kirk: "Hmm." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• McCoy: "Here, give me. Now, you open this one." Kirk
  I'm almost afraid to. What is it? Klingon aphrodisiacs?...
• McCoy: "Never rains, but it pours." Kirk: "As a physician you of all people should appreciate the dangers of reopening old wounds.
  McCoy: "Sorry." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• McCoy: "But Admiral, what about the rest of the inspection?
  Kirk: ["Later."] -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Kirk: "Physician, heal thyself." McCoy: "Is that all you got to say?
  What about my performance?" Kirk: "I'm not a drama critic." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3...