May You Invent The Perfect Mousetrap The Day After The Mouse Becomes Extinct.

May You Invent The Perfect Mousetrap The Day After The Mouse Becomes Extinct.

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May you invent the perfect mousetrap the day after the mouse becomes extinct.

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May you die and be reborn as a mouse in a radioactive lab.
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
-- James Carswell...
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Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
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