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• Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
• You may be redneck... if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day.
• You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
• You may be redneck... if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
• You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
• There comes a time when every wizard should retire, and pass the mantle of responsibility on to younger shoulders.
  It behooves us, then, to teach our successors well, so that the new wizard may do honor to our names, attract the very best of clients, and be well enough paid to support our retirement home in Vushta....
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• Philologists, who chase A panting syllable through time and space, Start it at home, and hunt it in the dark To Gaul, to Greece, and into Noah's ark.
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