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• Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all.
  My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning...
• I fooled them all. I am the Master. -- Doctor, The Space Museum
• Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
  This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
• Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
  Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz...
• All of the packets are empty.
• PIZZA!!
• A beggarly account of empty boxes. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc.
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• I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Verses supposed to be written by Alexander Selkirk...
• All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants.