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• The Internet is like a freight train roaring along while people are laying tracks in front of it.
  It's not just gaining on those laying tracks; it's gaining on the steel mills. -- Matt Mathi...
• Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
• Macomb, Illinois, law makes it illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf.
• You will see the light at the end of the tunnel; unfortunately, it will be the light of an oncoming freight train.
• You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
• Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• New York state law makes it illegal for children to collect old cigar butts.
• North Dakota law makes it illegal for anyone to go to bed wearing shoes or boots.