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• KILL, v.t. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Wanted: Small man for job as a mud flap. Must be flexible and willing to travel.
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• How is 't with you, That you do bend your eye on vacancy?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Create your own reality: Be a Conservative!
• Create your own reality: Be a Liberal!
• To stop your computer from going down, marry it!
• You will marry your present lover and be happy.
• Slave boy, down on your knees, kissing and licking ____at_the_heel_of_your_mistress!
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• That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress. -- John Wilke