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• When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter," And proved it,--'t was no matter what he said.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 1...
• What a strange thing is man! and what a stranger Is woman!
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ix, Stanza 64...
• T is strange the mind, that very fiery particle, Should let itself be snuff'd out by an article.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xi, Stanza 59...
• The women pardon'd all except her face.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 113...
• T is strange, but true; for truth is always strange,-- Stranger than fiction.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xiv, Stanza 101...
• What is the end of fame? 'T is but to fill A certain portion of uncertain paper.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 218...
• All who joy would win Must share it, --happiness was born a twin.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 172...
• But all have prices, From crowns to kicks, according to their vices.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 27...
• Of all tales 't is the saddest,--and more sad, Because it makes us smile.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xiii, Stanza 9...