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• If you can't raise the bridge, lower the river.
• True enough, you can not cross the bridge till you come to i
  but it is well in this world of constant uncertainty, to keep an extra pontoon or two handy, just in case you get to a river without a bridge....
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  -- Nikita S. Khrushchev (1894-1971)...
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  -- Nikita Khrushchev...
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
  KHRUSHCHEV...
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.
  --Nikita Krushchev...
• Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...