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• A virtuous abstinence from the joys of pederasty comes most easily to those who have no taste for it.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• UMBRELLA An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
  They also send out subconscious thoughts to their owners....
• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
  To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
• Initiative comes to those who wait.
• Inflation: when those who save for a rainy day get soaked.
• Many books require no thought from those who read them, for a very simple reason- they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
  Those works, therefore, are the most valuable that set our thinking faculties in the fullest operation....
• Alinsky's Rule for Radicals: Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.
• Those who are the most moral are farthest from the problem. -- Alinsky's Rule for Radical
• Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.