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• Senior citizens! This is good news: of memory, hearing, all the faculties--the last to leave us is sexual desire and the ability to make love.
  That means that long after we're wearing bifocals or hearing aids, we'll be making love....
• Since he's been in the White House, President Reagan has gotten two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, prostate surgery, and he's been shot.
  And we, the American People, should always remember these things....
• Invisible hearing aids: Person who can't hear, buys something they can't see!
• The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
• The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line.
• There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
  -- Rex Stout, mystery write...
• Two, four, six, eight; being Gay is as good as Straight!
• The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
• Watch your back, don't let aids creep up behind you. -- Rob