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• The Greeks by their laws, and the Romans by the spirit of their people, took care to put into the hands of their rulers no such engine of oppression as a standing army.
  Their system was to make every man a soldier, and oblige him to repair to the standard of his country when ever that was reared....
• We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.
• Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
  -Leela...
• All ideas need to be heard, because each idea contains one aspect of the truth.
  By examining that aspect, we add to our own idea of the truth....
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.
• Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
  -- Jules Feiffe...
• Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? FEIFFER
• People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
  Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....