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• Time washes clean Love's wounds unseen. That's what someone told me
  But I don't know what it means. -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time...
• I like the way ONLY their mouths move.. They look like DYING OYSTERS -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Don't SANFORIZE me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow!! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• FEELINGS are cascading over me!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead