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• dead adj. 1. Non-functional; down; crashed. Especially used of hardware.
  2. At XEROX PARC, software that is working but not undergoing continued development and support....
• dead: adj. 1. Non-functional; {down}; {crash}ed. Especially used of hardware.
  2. At XEROX PARC, software that is working but not undergoing continued development and support....
• Programming is like sex: 1 mistake and you support it for life.
• hareware /sheir'weir/ n. A kind of freeware (sense 1) for which the author requests some payme
  usually in the accompanying documentation files or in an announcement made by the software itself....
• hareware: /sheir'weir/ n. {Freeware} (sense 1) for which the author requests some payment, usually in the accompanying documentation files or in an announcement made by the software itself.
  Such payment may or may not buy additional support or functionality....
• Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
• Support free software - write it yourself!
• A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
• McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never complete.
  2. Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry....