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• WARNING: DOWN-REV ROSS 605 CPU DETECTED - PLEASE UPGRADE.
  RUNNING IN UNI-PROCESSOR MODE. PERFORMANCE WILL BE AFFECTED....
• CMD: CPU Melt Dow
• Wander down the ancient hallway, taking the stairs only one at a time.
• hundering herd problem Scheduler thrashing. This can happen under Unix when you have a number of processes that are waiting on a single event.
  When that event (a connection to the web server, say) happens, every process which could possibly handle the event is awakened....
• No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
• Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, Calm down, and speak to me in English, Please realize that I'm not one of your computerites.
• Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around the sun.
  At one time this was called the Copernican theory...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
• Quote #272 [about "battlefield earth, by ElRon] But apart from all the normal criticisms (which are fully justified, IMHO), about ludicrous plot, 2-d characterisation, ham-fisted style, etc.
  what sticks in my mind most about this book is actually in reference to something LRH said in the foreword....