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• I'm not cynical. Just experienced.
• I'm not cynical. Just experianced.
• The only good Mac is a big Mac.
• Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
• All of the chaos makes perfect sense.
• Digiterata: ESPECIALLY DO NOT RUN EMULATORS; FOR EVEN AN 8 MHZ Z-80 CAN'T IMPERSONATE A CRAY.
  NEITHER BE CYNICAL ABOUT MS-DOS; FOR IN THE FACE OF ALL TIME IT IS BUT A BUTTERFLY....
• The Cross is a gibbet-- rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it.
  Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?...
• The great scallop, this tatty, scrofulous old rapist, is second in depravity only to the common clam.
  This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead pope....