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• If you can't raise the bridge, lower the river.
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
• Warm beer and bread, they say, could raise the dead.
• People want JUST taxes more than they want LOWER taxes.
  They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to wealth....
• Love can do all but raise the Dead. -- Emily Dickenso
• Thanks to Clinton even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
• The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
• If it were possible to heal sorrow by weeping and to raise the dead with tears, gold were less prized than grief.
  -- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Scyrii, Frag. 510...
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...