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• I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
• Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
• Unlimited campaign spending eats at the heart of the democratic process. -- Barry Goldwate
• In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original. -- Bruto
• Ever notice how religion and a political campaign are alike?
  You can't tell if the promises are true until it's too late to go back....
• Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
  -- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Love is a hole in the heart. -- Ben Hech
• Some love is just a lie of the heart...