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• Lord, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
• Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox.
• On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Riker: "The remains of another ship." LaForge: "It's a good possibility.
  Worf: "Or perhaps, we were engaged in battle."" -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
  You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
• Ship it.
• Picard: "Captain's Log, Supplemental. Captain Maxwell has turned his ship over to his first officer and transported aboard the Enterprise.
  I have confined him to quarters for the return voyage." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...
• Battle's magnificently stern array.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iii, Stanza 28...
• It's something of a tradition Guinan - the captain touring the ship before a battle.
  Before a hopeless battle if I remember the tradition correctly....