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• At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth
  But like of each thing that in season grows. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc....
• I don't believe in nagging at a man. You can accomplish so much more by hitting him with something.
  -- Norman Hoifjeld...
• O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.
• Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
  he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off....
• O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.
  -- Old Scottish Praye...
• Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• I improve on misquotation. GRANT