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• Lord, give me patience... right now!
• Patience is a most necessary quality for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.
  -- Lord Chesterfield...
• First we will be best, and then we will be first. -- Grant Tinke
• Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
  he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off....
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
• Oh Lord, grant that we may not despise our rulers; and grant, oh Lord, that they may not act so we can't help it.
  -- Lyman Beeche...
• Please God, Give me patience, but HURRY!
• A statesman wants courage and a statesman wants visio
  but believe me, after six months' experience, he wants first, second, third and all the time - patience....