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• YOU look like an elephant!
• (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed.
• We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
• There is no one cause more mysterious than another, if we look into it. -- Leigh Hu
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?
• Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down, but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh.
  ..we don't _have_ an elephant, heh heh. Bill...
• A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble
  hen you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant....