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• PARADOX = 2 PhD's PARADISE = 1 PhD + 1 JOB
• An experiment is reproducible until another laboratory tries to repeat it. -- Dr. Alexander Koh
• Ask your cosmetics company if they have any make-up that is waterproof and not tested on laboratory fish.
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• One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
• A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.
  D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. -- "Fats" Domino...
• The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
  However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours by judging things by their price....