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• Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
• Asking a Republican Senate and Democratic House to make a law is like trying to fry a single egg in two pans.
  -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
• How many home owners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes two weekends and four trips to the hardware store....
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
• Homer: Oh. My dreams will go unfulfilled? Oh, no!
  I don't like the sound of that one bit. That means I have nothing to hope for....
• Just trying out a new thing or two ...
• I'm trying to make a very careful random choice.