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• Anyone can grab a Tiger by the balls, but it takes a real man to squeeze! -- Anonymou
• Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help.
• Paranoids Anonymous. "Stop reading my taglines!
• Pray.
• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• Lurkers Anonymous.
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
• Manual labour: reading the manual.
• It was the best of taglines, it was the worst of taglines.