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• A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's bar for some time, subsisting on scraps and occasional handouts from the bartender.
  One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attempted to follow Gabe through the back door....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• Alas, poor Peri, not for us the pleasures of Phaestor 95 .
  . . I am a living peril to the universe. If this poor hive is to be cleansed, there's only one recourse--contemplation, self-abnegation in some hellish wilderness--ten days, ten years, a thousand years, of what consequence is time to me?...
• It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind