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• Little Red Riding Hood is a Russian contraceptive.
• Goldilocks is about property rights. Little Red Riding Hood is a tale of seduction, rape, murder, and cannibalism.
  -- Bernard J. Hibbi...
• Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood. Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.
• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• LORE, n. Learning -- particularly that sort which is not derived from a regular course of instruction but comes of the reading of occult books, or by nature.
  This latter is commonly designated as folk-lore and embraces popularly myths and superstitions....
• A little red button awaits to be pushed !
• When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
• But it's only a LITTLE red dragon -- Famous Last Word
• What's this pretty little red button do? BEEP!